A fat man calls a slimming company and orders a 5day - 10kg weight loss program. A day later, he heard a knock on his door. A voluptuous, athletic, 21 year old sexy girl with a tight ass dressed in a G-string and a pair of Nike running shoes. And, there is a sign around her neck. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can 'do' me well, baby!' With all the surge of his testosterone, he takes off immediately. After just a few minutes, he gives up. The sexy girl shows up day after days. On the 5th day, he weighs himself and finds himself losing 5kgs as promised, although he is still not fast enough to do her..
He calls again and orders a 5day - 10kg program. As expected, there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever dreamed in his life. She is wearing nothing but a G-string. There is a sign around her waist that reads, 'If you catch me, you can do me wildly'. Damn.. it's like he finally finds his purpose of life!! He's run straight out of the door after her like an ejaculating shot.. There was no luck... However, he is gradually getting in better shape. Although he cannot get that sexy ass jogging in front of him, he has lost another 10kgs and feels quite satisfied.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day - 25kg program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes, a G-String and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.' He lost 31kgs that week, without compromising his sexual orientation... fortunately.
